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Turd Monger

A person who main income is derived by selling shit and dung. Genrally used as an insult to someone's ability at anything.

Also: Shit Monger (being polite)
Why did you do that! Your such a turd monger!!!

Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!
by Mark January 9, 2003
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SNL turds

No such word, only reason you're looking here is because some person with no personality can't laugh at funny things/people.
SNL Turds? Hmm I don't know what you're talking about, go watch your A&E Biography's.
by Oz January 20, 2005
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turd cake

A "turd cake" is a useless little nerd, most often they are in their early teens, like 12 year old boys.

BUT, they can also be adults who never grew out of the "turd cake" stage.
ex: Mr. Charles, can I have this? Mr. Charles, can I have that?
Mr. Charles, I am cooler than you.

Turd Cake Repellent starts with: No you useless "turd cakes" stfu, and go bother your parents.
by Max Chill February 26, 2010
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snowcapped turd

When a homosexual male defacates in the morning after homosexual intercourse. The residue from his partner is on top of his stool and is white in colour.
When Roger looked in the toilet after a crap he noticed a snowcapped turd, he then knew that Arthur hadn't worn a condom like he said.
by FastRobbie October 1, 2007
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Turd Clippers

Nice, round buttocks that require a second look...
"Geeze, Billy....take a look at the turd clippers on Mary Beth!!! I'd like to bury my sausage in that!!!!"
by Budaploud July 8, 2009
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Turd nip

A turd nip is a nipple in the shape of turd.
Woo There , She's got a reyt turd nip on Eh !
by David shagmidad October 4, 2008
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burning turds

I needed to take a dump but there was no bathroom so I just kept farting instead. "Hey dude quit burning turds over there."
by girl friday and right hand man December 17, 2008
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