Tooldick

1. A guy who doesnt realise how much of a dick he is.

2. A guy who dates your sister who tries to be your friend.

3. A gargleball master

you know her boyfriend is a complete tooldick, he tries to be his friend even though hes plowing her...

by TauKnight May 9, 2011

Tool

The term tool is already a well known slang term. It is used to describe a person who does lame things that they think are cool, but nobody else does. This term is even more degrading that being called “kid”.

Wait… Was that guy just wearing a backwards Packers hat? What a tool!

by Csal May 30, 2011

tool

Unlike most entries, which focus on the person's not realizing that they are being used - the true definition of a tool is someone who thoughtlessly, but willfully, follows someone else's orders, thus making themselves a tool of their leader.

Some douchebag cop who gives you a ticket even though you have a very good reason why you don't deserve it, a reason any normal, feeling person would recognize but that the tool in question doesn't feel like acknowledging because he or she is just being a f***ing tool!

by mrbrain December 16, 2011

toolbaggin'

A guy, specifically one in middle school or ages 12-15, who wears baggy shorts, a backwards baseball hat, and acts like he wants to have sex with every girl he meets, and is a douche to everyone else.

"Dude, look at that guy wearing those shorts and hat."
"Yeah man, he's toolbaggin'."

by rastcou646 August 10, 2012

tool

A tendentious lawyer who perpetuates a financial war of attrition in the form of a defamation suit on behalf of a wealthy client.

The plaintiff's lawyer is a tool.

by Around Uranus February 9, 2013

Tool

A person who likes to take pictures of himself or with others posing, usually with wanna be hashtags such as; #gettingswole #letsgetit #gettingbig. A tool could have very many names, some examples would be; Devin, Chet, Chad, Brad, Jimmy. These people are very annoying and obnoxious and must be put to a violent stop!!!!

Clyde: "hey Dave, look at this picture if this guy flexing."
Dave: "shit man!!!! That's my friend brad, he's a fuckin tool!!!"

by Tittybreath May 30, 2013

Tool Shed

A group of tools in a crowded area such as a mall or theme park. They are easily spotted, as they usually wear bro tanks, skinny jeans, or apparel from Diamond Supply Co.

J: Jeeze, did you see that tool shed?

E: Yes! They were total posers. I bet they are shopping for bro tanks.

by mojothedog September 5, 2013