Beef Jerky

When you slip a hair drier in her pussy and turn it on full heat, then let it dry out and fuck it.

Sam: Hey, I heard you got with Linda last night
Mike: Yeah, I gave her some Beef Jerky
Sam: Man, next time invite me

by 064m4 February 27, 2020

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Crispy Beef

Anything of the crusty nature. So unimaginably crusty, you need to exclaim with such indignity.

Oh, my, god. ALISSA! Have you seen your hair!! IT LOOKS LIKE CRISPY BEEF GO SHOWER YOU TWAT NUGGET!!!

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

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Bitch Beef

Women, particularly 2 or more, who have a lot of tension, stress and malice towards each other. Usually involves petty drama, or semi-serious allegations.

“Damn, why are Chichi and Drac so tilted over Gulab Jamon..?”

“Bitch Beef my bother, Bitch Beef.”

by Outrun February 14, 2023

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Beef pastrami

When a guy shit in your hand and you proceed to give him a blow job

“ Megan gave me a beef pastrami last night”

by Jerrybignerds May 12, 2022

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civil beef

Civil Beef if a state being, post incident, held between two or more parties. Typically the involved parties are not willing to act on said beef due to situational factor or possibly being moist.
Civil Beef usually occurs at the work place or family events.

Co-worker 1 - “what’s up between John and Adam? I swear they used to be best friends”
Co-worker 2- “ahh man, didn’t you hear ? They’ve got civil beef”

by AJ Ryan February 13, 2020

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