by gunzoid November 29, 2006
Get the sick tittymug. ex. "a woman is like a vase... sometimes you gotta slap those titties........if the vase had titties...a titty vase....ummm, yeeeaaahh"
by hehehehewhoo October 17, 2008
Get the titty vasemug. Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a woman he/she chose to marry just because she was sexually enticing.
Also see toochis tax
Also see toochis tax
-Did you hear Dan and Barbara are getting divorced after only ten months?
-He's going to pay a hefty tittie tax to get out of that one.
-He's going to pay a hefty tittie tax to get out of that one.
by Jareau September 1, 2009
Get the tittie taxmug. by super mega death christ August 6, 2012
Get the titty sprinklezmug. I picked up this hot bitch at the bar. I took her back to the flat and gave her some titty sprinkles.
by qwerty5 October 22, 2007
Get the titty sprinklesmug. 
noun A silky smooth type of cat without a care in the world who will gladly come at you hard and dirty like a spider monkey.
They call me "Tittie Sprinkles". I enjoy short walks to the fridge, ice cold beverages, and the occasional threesome. Sometimes for fun I will steal a horse, glue an ice cream cone to its head and ride it naked with a belt tied around my neck singing "It`s raining men". I know some people think thats weird. Fuck that. I like unicorns. Anyway, if you feel that I might be someone who could go and do proper funk work on you, give me a call on my cell. You should be able to find my number in the men`s room of your local bar, or a phone booth, or a jail cell. I look forward to meeting you. You dirty dirty bitches.
by Henry Gondorf April 4, 2008
Get the Tittie Sprinklesmug.