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Time

1. A tool you can put on the wall
2. Something you can wear on your wrist

3. A ruler to measure the day

Fun fact: The future doesn't exist; This is true because once you're in the future, it'll just be the present
Person 1: Come on guys, stop mucking around. We only have five minutes untill our show's on.
Person 2: That's not enough time!
A fucking clock: reeeEEEEEEEEEH
by Joke Meanings March 20, 2019
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Time After Time

An 80s song made by Cyndi Lauper released in 1983 has a good...no. Sexy baseline and is so deep it's deeper than a blue whale singing. Much better than Take on Me by A-Ha
Chorus:
If you're lost you can look and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting
Time after time
If you're lost, you can look and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall, I will catch you, I will be waiting
Time after time
by STOOPID FUCKTARDDDDD February 17, 2021
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Time bonk

Waste of time. Time being wasted by chunks since once is enganged in an activity that takes a predetermined amount of time.
1: Have you played the mmo lost ark recently?

2: No I have tried to ignore the marketing infact that game is a time bonk, no coming back from that.

1: I undertstand life goals first.
by Okgra February 18, 2022
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Timedartist1845 (Alt Lord)

Dx9ing monster trained under ISoldYouOnEbay for 1 year before becoming top 8 streets players from 2021 - 2022. Retired due to relationship with friends falling apart. Dislikes weird cyborgs and is the top 1 troll to have touched the game earning a spot in hall of fame. Noted for changing the way ts players speak.
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smartest guy in ohio

cheating machinery
by selly_o February 12, 2023
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Time CDQ

The greatest song of all time. Juice WRLD was COOKING when he made that shit bruh no fucking kizzy. Shit better be coming soon word to googly.
"Yo bro, just listened to time cdq and i think i believe in god now."
by dpsoxi May 7, 2023
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criminal time

to be in haste -- as in a street criminal who must do things quickly to avoid getting busted

further usage:
to be in haste when the situation is under high tension
and to be relaxed when there is no forseeable threat
we run on criminal time (we know how to kick it)
by b-razzle-dazzle July 26, 2008
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Nine time it

Etm: Ebonics; Stemming from rappers who have been fired upon i.e. 50 cent who's been shot nine times.
To do something, anything really, in an iteration of nine times. Usually used with an accompanying bravado in an attempt to create credibility/credit for having already completed the action nine times previously.
A) When asked if I wanted another trip up to the Las Vegas buffet I answered no. I cited that I not only did not want to contrive but had already nine timed it (referring to the buffet).
B) When Jen told me that the house needed to be straightened and wasn't flushed, I threatened her with a slap. Exclaiming that I would not only slap her, but nine time it.
by Bennihana September 8, 2005
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