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John Thomas Cock Addiction

a wide spread disease across the united states, symptoms include: dry mouth, erections, diarrhea, and a larger appetite. The disease is very contagious, and harmful.
i heard max has the John Thomas Cock Addiction, I feel terrible for him.
by 419 ballers April 22, 2009
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thomas mendoza

a huge mangina! he like to live in cow dung and sometimes eat penisis for fun. its favorite sanck is titi milk, or he just goes to the farm and sucks on cows nipples. He likes to go up peoples asses especially dwaynes. Youll find him there once in a while or in clits, he like to drink cum and sucks his own mangina, and he said it would be cool if you could fuck yourself
by sdfsadfgb March 3, 2009
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thomastrouble

thomastrouble, a word to substitute gangster
far out thomastrouble that shit
by Thomas Trouble March 15, 2007
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Thomas Ried Martin

The coolest HOTTEST kid with the BIGGEST schlong! treats a girl with all the respect a girl can get! will care for her like no one else!
by themandude December 12, 2010
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Thomas Pridgen

The best drummer in the world. He has played on many albums for many different artists. He is most recognized for his work in the band The Mars Volta and now his new band The Memorials.

He has a very radical style of playing consisting of super hard drumming, crazy fills and insane foot patterns.
Thomas Pridgen has come to fuck shit up!!!!!
by theman!!!! July 3, 2011
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Thomas Paul Mcmullan

This person is some one who is the best boyfriend a girl could have. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet. He is friendly and is easy to talk too, he wont be mean or retailate to violence!

a guy that is sweet, cool, handsome, athletic, cute, nice, and thoughtful.

they sweetest guy ever, raised right and has the greatest respect for women. The perfect boyfriend who will always be there for you and love you.
finnaly a great tast in music!
"Thomas Paul Mcmullan is a realy nice guy"
by Thomas Paul Mcmullan April 10, 2013
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Thomas Jefferson

any white guy who hooks up with/privately dates black girls but won't commit to them, even though he has previously committed to white girls in the past and will most likely be dating a white girl in the future

he usually eventually says something to the effect of "i've never made out with a black girl before", or "you're the prettiest black girl i've ever seen"
Fitz is married to Mellie, but has a secret relationship with Olivia Pope. Fitz was a Thomas Jefferson until he was willing to tell the world that he is in love with Olivia.

Mitch has hooked up with black girls in the past, but has only dated white girls. Mitch is a Thomas Jefferson.

Jack and Jasmine met at a party. After getting drunk, they made out. Jack revealed to Jasmine that he had never made out with a black girl before. The next day, Jasmine looked up Jack on Facebook and discovered that he was in a relationship with a white girl named Rachel. Jack is a Thomas Jefferson.

Connor and I were seeing each other. He never wanted to call it dating; he said he wasn't ready to be in a relationship. After things fizzled out between us, I found out he was officially dating a girl named Becky. I had thought Connor wasn't ready for a commitment, but realized he had been a Thomas Jefferson all along.
by yunghag February 2, 2016
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