thankschristmas

An adult holiday held on the third Saturday after Thanksgiving ment to provide a respite between dealing with relatives in November and buying presents in December essentially providing an additional excuse to drink alcohol.

After spending Thanksgiving with the in-laws, and the looming crush of Christmas shopping ahead, Lisa couldn't wait for ThanksChristmas to come so she could just get drunk with her friends and forget about her stress.

by C5Drvr October 13, 2013

thanksgiving dinner

When two gay men take turns stuffing each other's ass full of dick on Thanksgiving, like Thanksgiving turkey.

"Yo what are we having on Thanksgiving?"
"Thanksgiving dinner."

by thwankuth September 30, 2019

Thanksgiving

A VERY LAME HOLLYDAY THAT SUCKS LIKE HELL

die Thanksgiving die

by Poke sucks he will go to hell July 21, 2020

thanks rob

A sarcastic 'thanks' to any random statement, fact or utterance.

From South Africa

1: "Hey you know tomorrow is a bank holiday?"

2: "Thanks Rob"

by DOOM808 October 26, 2020

thanks b

"Thanks bro" or "Thanks babe" depending on who you are saying it to. The term is gender fluid!

Nick texts, "Have a good night bro! Talk to you tomorrow"
Trent responds, "Thanks b"
*Trent is referring to b as bro*

Amanda texts, " Goodnight babe! Love you!!"
John replies, "thanks b! love you too"
*John is referring to b as babe or baby*

by CarokineBaskinSux February 13, 2023

Stranger Things

Stranger Things is an American science fiction horror web television series created by the Duffer Brothers and released on Netflix. The twins serve as showrunners and are executive producers along with Shawn Levy and Dan Cohen. The series premiered on Netflix on July 15, 2016. Set in the 1980s in the fictional town of Hawkins, Indiana, the first season focuses on the investigation into the disappearance of a young boy amid supernatural events occurring around the town, including the appearance of a girl with psychokinetic abilities. The series stars an ensemble cast including Winona Ryder, David Harbour, Finn Wolfhard, Millie Bobby Brown, Gaten Matarazzo, Caleb McLaughlin, Noah Schnapp, Sadie Sink, Natalia Dyer, Charlie Heaton, Joe Keery, Cara Buono and Dacre Montgomery.

friend1- did you watch stranger things last night?
friend2- nah it looks shit
friend1- *kills friend 2*

by 11strangereggos11! June 22, 2020

Delicious things are heavy.

Delicious things are heavy.

Too heavy for humans to carry, so they started dropping dead on the streets exponentially, leaving all their delicious things behind untouched.
Law.

Delicious things are heavy. They were too heavy for all human to carry, so Gian kept finding new and interesting delicious things each and every day.

by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023