I Like Things Just the Way They Are

I like things just the way they are
Don't redefine marriage, you're going too far
Life begins as a precious stem cell
I know how to empty that jail
'Cause I'm done paying your sorry rent
Time for some more capital punishment

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

I like things just the way they were
You could smoke in restaurants and wear fur
You shoot some men up into space
And everyone knew their rightful place
We won wars and we stood strong
We knew what was right and what was wrong

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

I like cool country mornings
Spray cheese in my mouth
Let's keep everything pure
Just like the South

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

Yeah, I like things
Just the way they are

by Death Menace June 29, 2022

You see the thing is,

The game was rigged from the start.

You see the thing is,
yes i copy&pasted this so i can post it

by LongJohnJohn September 11, 2020

the cutest thing since X-men underwear

J.M, Ky Kiske, Eminem and the Lee twins... Seriously though, it's used to describe something/someone that is extremely cute.

Awwwwww....look at the baby ducks! They're the cutest things since X-men underwear!

by Shawn B. May 29, 2003

it's a thing

The phrase "it's a thing" is typically used to end a conversation peacefully if it is straying into potentially fractious terrain.

Jake "Coming from the Chicago political machine Obama is either dangerously nieve or complicit about the selling of his senate seat."

Mary "The fact that he didn't know and was not involved in what was going on in Chicago while ramping up as president of the United States is not an indicator of incompetence!"

Jake "It's a thing"

Bob "How long have you been playing WOW?"
Bill with some pride "Slightly over 24 hours"
Bob "That is crazy, I think you are in need of an intervention"
Bill "It's a thing."

by izzyd January 2, 2012

Thing

a way to refer to someone who pisses you off or someone you don't like, just call them a thing.

(whilst pointing at it) "that f***ing thing is really pissing me off!!!"

by itchyscrot April 3, 2003

veral thing

what happens when a tiny Asian woman eats too many oysters

Dude, she ate like 46 dozen oysters... must be a veral thing

by sassifrassi June 1, 2011

Baby Thing

A baby, toddler, child.

Avoided's bringing his Baby Thing out today, I hope shes not crabby today.

by 302FordGirl November 10, 2007