When someone dies on Christmas Eve and their funeral is a Christmas party for relatives and friends to recount and reminisce about the deceased’s selfless contributions and achievements to humanity on this side of eternity.
At Santa’s funeral, the children and grandchildren are secretly contemplating what the old man’s will has allocated for them.
by Fasters December 22, 2021
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When you are banging a chick and you are about to cum, you pull out and cum in your beard, then shake it all over her breasts.
by Jean-Claude Herback October 7, 2025
Get the Santa’s dandruff mug.A really pretty person that can make you smile nonstop without knowing. She’s really pretty, even if you don’t know her irl. She can be loving, and can maje you smile through the screen. I talk about her so much, even my irl friends know about her. I love her so much <3 She makes people feel happy about themselves, and she can’t talk bad about people. She’s really caring when it’s about you. She’s the best person I’ve ever met in my entire life. She makes me feel so well about myself, and she can be wholesome too. Sometimes I just want to tell her “Marry me” but she’d respond with “I’m loyal, I’m married to @durex” </3 She still is a person you can really trust, and that you must love :))
You can’t just hate her. She’s way too cute for this <3
I love her so much, not even words explain my expressions right now. I feel so special whenever getting all those Good night texts or Good morning texts. They make me feel so loved, so supported, they make me feel something I’ve never felt /pos
Samanta, if you’re reading this
I love you so much <33
You can’t just hate her. She’s way too cute for this <3
I love her so much, not even words explain my expressions right now. I feel so special whenever getting all those Good night texts or Good morning texts. They make me feel so loved, so supported, they make me feel something I’ve never felt /pos
Samanta, if you’re reading this
I love you so much <33
Me: Omg I’ve stayed up until 4 AM this time talking to someone
Irl friend: Was it Samanta or Santa, however you call her?
Me: Yeah, how did you know?
Irl friend: You always talk to her until it’s really late. I want what you and Samanta have
Irl friend: Was it Samanta or Santa, however you call her?
Me: Yeah, how did you know?
Irl friend: You always talk to her until it’s really late. I want what you and Samanta have
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Get the Santa mug.Santa is a fat bastard that doesn't exist. He used to be called St. Nicolas and travels round the world delivering presents on Christmas Eve.
by Tjasus December 29, 2018
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*chrismas eve*Parents:Santa is coming tonight!You have to go to bed early.
Parents at 12 am:*Puts presents under tree*
Parents at 12 am:*Puts presents under tree*
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