Reverse Corleone

Make someone an offer they can't accept

"The troika clearly did a reverse Corleone – they made Tsipras an offer he can’t accept", Paul Krugman - Nobel prize-winning US economist

by Perpetual Learner July 19, 2015

Reverse Macology

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.

John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"

by EazyEli February 24, 2017

reverse leapfrog

When you and your significant other are both naked and somehow you have both forgotten the rules of leapfrog. This confusion occurs when one partner is lying on their back and the other partner (the penised one) attempts to pass over them. During this attempt their penis accidentally slides into your mouth and before you know it they are cradling your head into their pelvic region while moving in an undulating motion until they ejaculate.

Juan and Lupita had wound up in a heated game of reverse leapfrog after neither of the two could find their underwear.

Lupita did not realize that reverse leapfrog was basically a dirty blowjob until Juan said, “oops” and his seed was in her mouth.

by PrincessGaylordFocker September 13, 2017

Reverse blumpkin

(Noun) The incredible experience of getting ones salad tossed while urinating simultaneously.

I came back to smoke a joint. The reverse blumpkin was just a bonus.

by FlappiVajyna May 29, 2021

Reverse guillotine

When you fall and hit your neck off an object.

I was carrying a tv, fell, and reverse guillotined myself.

by Can’t think off a name July 31, 2021

Socializing in reverse

Texting your mother in law about your day while her son rails you up the ass!

your mom pissed me off today! socializing in reverse tonight?

by Infiniteanal January 24, 2023

reverse playdough

When a man is about to cum, but their partner says something so crazy the sperm shoots back into their testicles.

Trevor was balls deep in his girlfriend and just about ready to drop his load. All of the sudden she shouts "YOU'RE AS GOOD AS MY DAD"! Trevor and his future children realized that this chick was a little too much for them, and then proceeded to perform a reverse playdough.

by Axriel October 20, 2017