Mum Vision

The act of mothers being able to find objects no one else in the house can find.

S: "MA! I can't find the sharpie!"
M: "It's right there. You just left it on the shelf."
S: "Damn, you got some crazy mum vision."

by yogha September 17, 2023

Your mum

Ur mum

Mary:your mum
Jeremy:your mum

by 763qYour mum60 May 31, 2022

ur mum

quite funny joke ahhahaha

wow ur mum

by urmumisaverycoolhuman August 24, 2022

freddie goodwins mum

Nice bit of ass with 32c cup size

I hit a “Freddie Goodwins mum” on Friday night

by Diabulious October 31, 2020

Mum's

A shortened version of the popular phrase "On my mother's life".

A: "My dad won the lottery."
B:"I don't believe you, Mum's?"
A:"Mum's fam"

by BBR2 June 3, 2018

Chubby’s mum

Usually a woman who holds one of you children for 9 months while the fathers on a 40 year holiday

You would you like to be my chubby’s mum

by Spike speigel January 27, 2022

your mum

I like big stinky penis and i love to gargle on smegma

guy 1: "hey do you know what time it is?"
guy 2: "ya your mum"
guy 1: ":/"

by DINGLELOID October 18, 2021