Flush the Mouse

verb - To botch, bungle, or otherwise screw up in the heat of the moment, often out of a sense of panic.

"Man, our TV satellite signal went down right before kickoff on Sunday, so I freaked out and climbed up on the roof. I ended up knocking the dish off its mount and down two stories onto the diveway - a real flush the mouse situation on that one."

by shibby917 March 27, 2024

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Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver

The act of inserting a colleagues' pc mouse into the own vagina in order to show dominance over that bitch.

Colleague A: "E. is being a real snitch again!"
Colleague B: "Guess it's time for another Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver."

by Albfred July 20, 2017

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Mouse in the House

When you're suspicious or know that your gf/wife is cheating on you with another man. Dick = Mouse, Vagina = House

Bro: Yo man I just saw your wife out with this dude and kissing and hugging!!!

Capt'n: Dammit man! I have a Mouse in the House.

by Dudeyobruh July 19, 2017

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braiding the mouse

Oral sex euphemism for someone with long pubic hair

After I was done braiding the mouse I had the short and curlies in my denties for hours

by GristleMittens March 5, 2025

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Mickey mouse

a 90 year old pervert that sucks minnies dry ass raisin puss for breakfast lunch and dinner

fuck you mickey mouse

by MobiPlayz November 19, 2018

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mouse the hook

Deactivating the safety latch.

A industrial repairman sometimes must Mouse the hook as a last-ditch effort to diagnose and fix a machine without any safety features see if the main function works

It is illegal to Mouse the hook in Michigan as per state regulations

by 542561 June 2, 2018

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