Golden Coconut Surprise

When a person takes a mouthful of urine and semen simultaneously from two or more individuals.

"Hey, did you hear about Idi?"
"No, what happened?"
"Rod and Tony gave him a Golden Coconut Surprise at the party."

by Qsamma May 21, 2013

Blue ball surprise

An act in which a girls gives a man blue balls and then proceeds to hit him in the balls causing extreme pain.

Bro she was blowing me then all of a sudden gave me a blue ball surprise.

by Ratchetgirl124 June 26, 2014

Surprise Butt Secks

When you slide your juicy butterfly knife into someone's rectum in TF2.

Do you like surprise butt secks?

by jethoigga10169 October 22, 2018

Nasty Nalga Surprise

Comes from the spanish word, "Nalga" which is slang for butt. When you're making out with a fine ass lady and you take off her pants and her ass is full of pimples, or celulite, looks like cottage cheese, or any other kind of unpleasant surprise.

I was about to stick it to this hoe Cindy, when she liffted up her skirt and BANG!!!! Nasty Nalga Surprise.

Dude that sucks..so did you bang her?

Yea.

by NastyMammoth June 29, 2007

Spring Break Surprise

When you fuck a chick on a beach during Spring Break with-out a condom. As you are cumming inside of her, grab a handful of sand and throw it in her eyes and RUN! Nine months later...SURPRISE!!!

Yo, the bitch I gave that Spring Break Surprise to in Acapulco found me! She said she wants child support. Fuck, I wish I gave her a Screaming Seagull instead.

by SpooningCadetsWTF! May 15, 2011

Peanut Butter Surprise

It is when a guy slathers peanut butter all over his genitals and puts his pants back on until his girlfriend comes home. He then pulls down his pants and treats her like a dog.

SURPRISE, lick this peanut butter surprise off my dick like a dog.

by Jiff Crunchy.....Boner April 30, 2014

Red Dog Surprise

When someone walks in on a male giving his engoeged, red cock a vigorous wank.

Gave my mom a red dog surprise this morning when she walked in to put some laundry away.

My cousin got a red dog surprise last night so I let her watch.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2019