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COVID-19

Propaganda: an ingenious ploy to reroute the US trade commissions, close the borders, integrate other aliens into the population disguised with masks, distract the people from the injustice that is taking place in their every day lives, raise prices, engage in profit wars, control the already dumbfounded population, distraction decoy.
If the COVID-19 virus truly exists, the U.S. government already made the mistake of infecting the U.S. citizens with it and are now paying out money to all victims who are exposed and dormant to the virus.
by DeepThrowWitDancer April 17, 2022
mugGet the COVID-19mug.

Covid-🐡

When the consumption of the fugu (or puffer or blowfish), which is known as being lethally poisonous unless properly prepared, is touted as an unproven cure to the coronavirus.
In Japan, the authorities have yet to report how many customers who were recently hospitalized were due to Covid-🐡 rather than Covid-19.
by Covido December 24, 2020
mugGet the Covid-🐡mug.

Covid-Creep

People who go all deranged on you, because you refuse to participate in their sheeple-rituals, by wearing a product to breath through, which will damage you when re-breathing your own crude, or sterilizing your hands with damaging chemicals.
The dollar-store guard went all Covid-Creep on me, so I backed away and went to another liquor outlet.
by Corvuskind August 16, 2020
mugGet the Covid-Creepmug.

Placebo Covid

When someone who doesn't believe Covid is real gets Covid. The individual will ignore medical diagnosis and self-diagnose with a placebo variant.
Honey, I don't have Covid, it's not real! I simply have a case of Placebo Covid
by wiggimasta September 22, 2023
mugGet the Placebo Covidmug.

covid drunk

The act of having a few drinks and going absolutely bonkers with no memory of the night due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.
"What the hell was wrong with Jennay last night?" "Aw bro she was just COVID drunk"
by Your mate August 8, 2021
mugGet the covid drunkmug.

The Covid Test

A sexual move in which the male (or female if preferred) sticks their penis inside the female's (or Male's) nose, and swabs their nose with it.
Oh please give me "The Covid Test" daddy
by Mr.Hamster January 17, 2021
mugGet the The Covid Testmug.

COVIDance

When you're at a gentleman's club, get a private dance, and the dancer doesn't even get within 3 ft of you.
"Was the VIP room any good?"

"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "
by Doc_X September 21, 2020
mugGet the COVIDancemug.

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