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Aaron

A common name for criminals and junkies. Often known to embody both. Aaron’s are uncover sociopaths who live to lie. They cheat on their wives/girlfriends, sleep with their best mates missus, steal and manipulate. Sometimes get violent, get junked out in a putrid way yet always project a good guy image. Especially on social media.
Friend: Geez babe you really slummed it when you married an Aaron.
Me: Yeah I know- I was blind and trusting. Wished I knew about the definition above before I gave him my heart. Aaron sure fooled me.
Friend: you got Aaronged sweetie it’s not your fault.
by Annzy79 November 19, 2023
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Aaron

The fucking retarded kid who likes getting others' attention by walking up to them and waiting for a reaction. Fuck you Aaron.

Do not mess with this guy though, or he'll expose you on YouTube and shove a stick, right uUUup your arse!
Aaron: "See this corner! You'll land on your knee! Right 'ere!

*Joe lands on corner*

Joe: "OoooOOAAh NO!"
Aaron: "You have my respects Joe, when im done half of humanity will still be alive."
by NachoBeans June 19, 2018
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"What does your name mean Aaron?" "Oh it means Pretty Flower"
by Ragdoll210 December 14, 2023
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An Aaron Hopkins

The art of making out with a boy whilst you both suck and wank each other off without reaching climax whilst simultaneously sticking fingers up each other bums for extra pleasure.
Boy 1: can we do an aaron Hopkins I can't make much mess on this new bed

Boy 2: yeah sure you wanting fingers aswell

Boy 1:well that it what it is

Boy 2:so I'm guessing we wank and such each other off too right?

Boy 1: yeah we wank and suck each other off with fingers up bums but no climaxing gotta keep the bed clean

Boy 2: yeah I'm down
by Heiduehevevge November 30, 2024
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Aaron-ed

To defile an animal, reptile, or amphibian sexually
He aaron-ed that poor dog
by Addacus August 6, 2025
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Aaron

Aarons can make girls feel important, respected, loved, and valued. They can be hilarious and bring out any girl's beautiful side. When our feeling blue, if an Aaron talks to you, he’ll cheer you up in a second. They are very musically talented and athletic. Never let an Aaron go. He is a daredevil and never wimps our. Aarons’ will make everybody feel safe. All Aarons’ have good looks. Usually blonde hair and blue eyes. They are truly wonderful and love animals. Everything about them is superb!
Yo Aaron is so hot and sweet

I bet you enjoyed that date with him!
by Aar123 August 13, 2019
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Aaron is the most sexy mother fucker there is. When he whips out his master piece the ladies faint at its whopping size. His handsome looks gain the attention of man and woman. If you no an Aaron regardless of your gender it's ok to get a boner or be attracted
by s3xymodafucka69480 October 5, 2020
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