The Jones test

The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.

1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"

2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"

by MosDef May 25, 2020

Endurance Test

Holy shit are you for real!?

Hym 😱 "Endurance Test!? 😨 What IS this!? This has got to be one of the greatest things I have ever seen! Wow! I did NOT think it was going to be like this!"

by Hym Iam October 15, 2023

Failover test

Something that software engineers tell their wives they have to do late at night but it’s really just an alibi to go out drinking with the boys.

I told Katie I had a failover test I had to do at work from seven pm till “hopefully not too late.” She bought it so now I can go out with the boys.

by Friends Show July 15, 2025

Johnny Test

adjective: Johnny Test
of only average quality; not very good.
causing irritation or annoyance.

of poor quality or a low standard.
not such as to be hoped for or desired; unpleasant or unwelcome.

"that tv show was such a johnny test''

by meko1432_ April 1, 2023

test drive

an Ariana Grande song that is in the Positions deluxe album.

Did you listen to test drive by Ariana Grande its so good.

by yyuuhh April 26, 2021

Test My Salsa

An invitation to test the patience of somebody from The Bronx

"If any one of them oppy niggas move Wock and decide to test my salsa it's up at this function, on bro."

by The Deli (wit the Henny) April 4, 2025

high test girl

any girl who appears to be on high testosterone

Before becoming gay lovers both bndrew and bardens enjoyed looking at high test girls

by mfdoge March 22, 2019