An insult to your best friend. Her name is Jaesyn and you love each other but when you're bored you roast each other. Turtle Testicle is the best insult and you both love it. It means you have a tiny dick whether your male or female.
by ChristmasLights101 December 1, 2019
Get the Turtle Testicle mug.Trying to do something or go somewhere and
your parents won't let you? Throw yourself on the
ground and cry!
person 1- my parents won't let me come to the
football game
person 2- use The Gia Tactic
your parents won't let you? Throw yourself on the
ground and cry!
person 1- my parents won't let me come to the
football game
person 2- use The Gia Tactic
by Eeeeerrrrrwwww October 31, 2021
Get the The Gia Tactic mug.Related Words
-tastic
• Tasticles
• tasticals
• _____tastic
• Tastica
• Tastickle
• TastiCola
• tastictastic
• Pimp-tastic
• emo-tastic
by bozooooob April 5, 2009
Get the testicle bandit mug.by goo June 14, 2003
Get the testicle mug.To tickle or play with a turkeys testicles, classed as animal rape or sex.
Or if the turkey is dead it is not thought of to tickle or play with its testicles because of testickle diesese formally known as Testicklitistaminaclesis or owch piss of homo!!
Or if the turkey is dead it is not thought of to tickle or play with its testicles because of testickle diesese formally known as Testicklitistaminaclesis or owch piss of homo!!
by not tellin ass hole May 8, 2005
Get the turkey testicle tickler mug.by FallenJesus December 17, 2008
Get the Tasticles mug.1. A word to define the process of taking a hurried, strategically timed wank with the sole intention of cramming as many 'tacticals' into your day as possible.
2. Can also be used to relieve sexual pressure a short while before a nervously anticipated meeting with a girlfriend or figure of sexual interest.
2. Can also be used to relieve sexual pressure a short while before a nervously anticipated meeting with a girlfriend or figure of sexual interest.
1.
guy 1: where's Fred?
guy 2: gone for another tactical, my kleenex supply is diminishing at a worrying rate because of that obsessive bastard..
2.
Guy 1. You all set to meet Juliet?
Guy 2. What if i get a boner? she's bound to see! she'll never even look at me again!
Guy 1: Alright then, you can take three minutes out on the tram and have a quick tactical but you'll have to be speedy!
guy 1: where's Fred?
guy 2: gone for another tactical, my kleenex supply is diminishing at a worrying rate because of that obsessive bastard..
2.
Guy 1. You all set to meet Juliet?
Guy 2. What if i get a boner? she's bound to see! she'll never even look at me again!
Guy 1: Alright then, you can take three minutes out on the tram and have a quick tactical but you'll have to be speedy!
by HelvedSnooty September 18, 2012
Get the Tactical mug.