A person who main income is derived by selling shit and dung. Genrally used as an insult to someone's ability at anything.
Also: Shit Monger (being polite)
Also: Shit Monger (being polite)
Why did you do that! Your such a turd monger!!!
Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!
Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!
by Mark January 9, 2003
Get the Turd Monger mug.No such word, only reason you're looking here is because some person with no personality can't laugh at funny things/people.
by Oz January 20, 2005
Get the SNL turds mug.A "turd cake" is a useless little nerd, most often they are in their early teens, like 12 year old boys.
BUT, they can also be adults who never grew out of the "turd cake" stage.
BUT, they can also be adults who never grew out of the "turd cake" stage.
ex: Mr. Charles, can I have this? Mr. Charles, can I have that?
Mr. Charles, I am cooler than you.
Turd Cake Repellent starts with: No you useless "turd cakes" stfu, and go bother your parents.
Mr. Charles, I am cooler than you.
Turd Cake Repellent starts with: No you useless "turd cakes" stfu, and go bother your parents.
by Max Chill February 26, 2010
Get the turd cake mug."Geeze, Billy....take a look at the turd clippers on Mary Beth!!! I'd like to bury my sausage in that!!!!"
by Budaploud July 8, 2009
Get the Turd Clippers mug.usually a annoying-ass individual who thinks he/she is a hippie and pretty much the reincarnation of "Jimmy Hendrix". These "Turd Trolls" are mostly famous for their turd-like dredlocks, which are fashioned by week old piece of turd found in the jungles of South Africa, but to obtain this majestic substance they must fight off the powerful wilderbeasts of the jungle with their extremely terrible taste in music. Thus the music was so audibly painful, the wilderbeasts jumped off the tallest of mountains and committed suicide. After this vicious battle, the "Turd Troll" calls his servants of dung beetles to roll up the "goods" and rub and roll the turd on their head, swirling their poorly damaged hair around it. Atlas! You have your "Turd Troll". These species of people usually wear tie-dye and wish they were Jamaican, even though they're white as hell.
Person #1: "Hey is that a "Turd Troll"?
Person #2: Does he have dredlocks and wearing tie-dye
with Jimmy Hendrix on it?
Person #1: Yup.
Person #2: Then, he is a Turd Troll.
Person #1: Awwww, poor douchebag.
Person #2: Does he have dredlocks and wearing tie-dye
with Jimmy Hendrix on it?
Person #1: Yup.
Person #2: Then, he is a Turd Troll.
Person #1: Awwww, poor douchebag.
by j-jello January 7, 2010
Get the Turd Troll mug.A person who is so obsessed with watching the video game dedicated show X-Play that they cannot, in any way, accept the fact that it has many flaws and that there are much better video game related shows.
Q: "Stop being such an X-Turd. You know that show sucks, right?"
A: "SHUT UP! YOU GUYS JUST DON'T EVEN TRY TO ENJOY IT!"
A: "SHUT UP! YOU GUYS JUST DON'T EVEN TRY TO ENJOY IT!"
by 8======D~ January 19, 2010
Get the X-Turd mug.A metaphor for unsubstantiated propaganda that is created especially for political motives and disseminated through mass media, blogs, emails and whisper campaigns. A "fragile shell full of excrement and hot air" that is easily debunked, or "popped", leaving the bearer embarrassed, or "covered in excrement once it's popped" as they hold it.
I got an email about President Obama's "$200 million dollar a day trip" to India; I popped that turd balloon with one Google search.
by Dan Kehote November 21, 2010
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