Random Person 1: Cool look, a Ninja costume.
Random Person 2: That's the Surprise Sex Ninja.
Random Person 1: Why is he dry humping that guy's ass?
Random Person 2: That's the Surprise Sex Ninja.
Random Person 1: Why is he dry humping that guy's ass?
by Lacrox September 19, 2004
"Hey, did you hear about Idi?"
"No, what happened?"
"Rod and Tony gave him a Golden Coconut Surprise at the party."
"No, what happened?"
"Rod and Tony gave him a Golden Coconut Surprise at the party."
by Qsamma May 22, 2013
Do you like surprise butt secks?
by jethoigga10169 October 22, 2018
An act in which a girls gives a man blue balls and then proceeds to hit him in the balls causing extreme pain.
by Ratchetgirl124 June 26, 2014
Comes from the spanish word, "Nalga" which is slang for butt. When you're making out with a fine ass lady and you take off her pants and her ass is full of pimples, or celulite, looks like cottage cheese, or any other kind of unpleasant surprise.
I was about to stick it to this hoe Cindy, when she liffted up her skirt and BANG!!!! Nasty Nalga Surprise.
Dude that sucks..so did you bang her?
Yea.
Dude that sucks..so did you bang her?
Yea.
by NastyMammoth June 06, 2007
When you fuck a girl in the butt, then nut. Following the nut you pee as hard as you can. Keep your dick in the butt as long as you can. As you pull out tell her to release and it should let out a mixture of white and brown goodness.
by Cdesh121 June 14, 2018
It is when a guy slathers peanut butter all over his genitals and puts his pants back on until his girlfriend comes home. He then pulls down his pants and treats her like a dog.
by Jiff Crunchy.....Boner March 23, 2014