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Surdusphile

Someone who has a fetish for deaf people. A Surdusphile is known to have a deep obession with deaf people, deaf culture, deaf devices, sign language, etc.
A Surdusphile is a person who gets horny by seeing a hearing aid, or seeing sign language, even hearing deaf accents out of their voice.
by ChelseaL May 4, 2006
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surfer poser

Basically, someone who has never surfed and probably lives in the middle of a landlocked state, but sees it on TV and immediately goes to Hollister (or if its really bad, Aeropostale,) buys an entire new wardrobe, wears thong sandals everywhere (even in the middle of winter), and thinks that they belong on a beach somewhere in Cali. Comes in various degrees of poser-ness, all of which share the common trend of wearing clothes that they thing real surfers would wear, and probably the woven hemp-like chokers that you can buy for like 99 cents in every convenience store across the country. Ultimately, its someone trying to fit a stereotype invented by surfer wannabes just like them.
If you: Can't swim
Have never even been to the ocean
Are over 12 and still think think "boogie
boarding" is cool
Still swim with your parents when you do go to the
ocean
Wear a speedo
Buy your "boardshorts" at (Insert Dept. Store of
your choice)
...and have ever bought anything at Hollister, you are a surfer poser.
by Brian Murtha May 26, 2006
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Swedish Surprise

When a girl goes to suck your limp wiener but you are really drunk from beer so you just pee in her mouth instead
A Swedish Surprise is a great way to break up with your girlfriend, and also worth 10 points on USW
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For sure

"We should totally go to that show."
"For sure."
by Madison February 13, 2005
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Sursum Corda Cooperative

use to be a religious cathlioc area until the crack epidemic in the 80's. But now it is the most dangerous,Notorious project in Washington DC.better known as "DA BORDA", It is located at the bottom of Uptown on North Captital ST(the east/west border).It Consist of 5 Neighborhoods: sursum corda appartments, Tyler House(uptop state property Chaingang), Turkey Appatrments, Temple Court(T-Unit), and Golden Rule Appartments (901 Nolia)
i miss my manz BOB from sursum corda Cooperative
by hdudytehdcmdj May 20, 2008
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Surcharge Sodomy

The amount (usually exorbitant and unfair) that a bank will charge you as penalty for withdrawing money from a competitor bank's ATM.
Me: Hello is this Chase?

Villainous Usurious Bank Monkey (VUBM): Yes it is

Me: What is this $15.00 fee on my statement for date 12/15?

VUBM: You withdrew money from a Bank of America ATM.

Me: That is true, but this penalty seems both exorbitant and unfair.

VUBM: I am sorry sir but that is our standard Surcharge Sodomy fee.

Me: I see....(expletive)
by LEVIATHAN1000 December 19, 2010
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me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!

What a boring place this is---me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!
by pentozali September 26, 2010
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