Sleazed Ham

A ham that is rediculiously perverted and slovenly

Sleazed Ham: "When I was fucking her she got the pink glove so I had to use your lotion on her"

by big pun March 11, 2003

Ham Dawg

The state of being after consuming excessive amounts of alcohol.

When at a party, if a moderator (one who gets the attention of an audience) yells "Who's Ham Dawg!?!" Then the proper response from the audience is for all members to throw both hands in the air and scream "YEAAA!!!" until they run out of breath.

by Koopa_Troopa August 5, 2010

Ham Sliced

; to get drunk

We're gonna get so ham sliced tonight, bro!

by shannaxo August 23, 2011

Ham MEATer

A measurement system for how unstoppable and amazing something is in any type of sport or competition setting.
HAM- The best of the BEST
turkey-Pretty good
Chicken-Average
Bologna- not so good
tuna- the worst..FAIL

-"did u see that spike! thats a HAM on the HAM MEATer!"

-"I don't even think there is a level for that on the HAM MEATer..u just completely embarrassed yourself"

by V-Squad vb October 7, 2010

Christmas Ham

The act of fist-pounding during christmas or making a fist bump over something Christmas related.

Person 1:You're going to get the newest{insert game series name here}? CHRISTMAS HAM!

Action: *fist bump now*

Person 1 & 2: YEAH!!

by Mr6507 December 28, 2010

Ham Sandwich

Although usually used as a punishment for bad sex, a ham sandwich can also be something for kinky and wierd chicks. It begins with a man walking up and down a girls body with his legs stratilling her body (she is laying down and he is standing) he then shits all over her untill he is done. He then continues by pissing all over her body. He finally completes the sandwich by laying on top of her.

Dude, that chich was so bad last night i had to give her a ham sandwich.

by Lonestar Comet June 13, 2008

Ham Sammich

A tasty and nutritious breakfast consisting of minge.

I had a lovely ham sammich this morning.

by Beltazar November 13, 2017