Speed Limit Larry

A driver who goes the exact speed limit, and not any faster.

Oh great looks like we’re stuck behind a speed limit Larry

by Goldendust September 19, 2023

Speed bumps

To have Herpes,

Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later

by Dr.mud September 30, 2023

bro speed

The speed in which your good male friend or "Bro"jacks you off.

Hey before we start do you know my bro speed?.

by Joymooon November 30, 2021

Speed

Eric

My name is speed.

by Gasp it’s me July 29, 2022

Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.

Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.

by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022

Pussy Speed

The rate at which a cat like creature preys based on kilometers per second in search for meat.

The cheetah attacked the antelope at ferocious pussy speed

by Pussy Speed August 2, 2022

Speed

Tyreek Hill

Did you see Tyreek Hill last night?

Yeah that man is the dictionary definition of speed.

by Your pseudonym November 6, 2021