Spatchy

Portmanteu of speculative and sketchy, used when a source is unreliable or cannot be trusted.

Geek 1: Dude, did you see that Carol Danvers is going to be in the Guardians of the Galaxy movie?

Geek 2: Yeah, but that source was really spatchy.

by af632 August 17, 2012

Satch^

Nickname for Sting, lead singer in the group 'The Police'. Why it's his nickname when it's longer than his normal stagename is a mystery, a mystery that is said to have been solved by an Ape that goes by the name of Rip. This Ape is said to be found in various KFC outlets throughout South-Eastern England. But approach with care as he uses hax.

"Yo Satch^, hit me with another song my Hombre!" *Satch^ proceeds to beat the Sting admirers*

by Brian Partyh June 30, 2004

Snatch Net

A womans under garment, which, guards her snatch from chafing

"when i took off her pants it revealed her pink snatch net"

by JD February 10, 2004

snatchcrab

A snatchcrab is a parasite that attaches itself to a snatch or "cunt". It is often called a Wade in many lesbian communities

Get away from that snatchcrab breeding ground

by J.AB.W December 25, 2007

snatch smack

to be blocked from another girl while in chase for the opposite or same sex. female version of "cock block" .

Amy thought that he was hot, but that other bitch moved in and snatch smacked her right in front of Amy.

Amber was a lesbian and she knew the girl on the other side of the bar wanted the blonde in the corner, so Amber moved quick in and snatch smacked the other girl straight out of the way.

by Blake and Emily February 18, 2008

Snatch hachet

A females significant other i.e. her boyfriend or husband

John: have you seen Shirley?

Dave: Yeah, she's with her snatch hachet

by Rupert Duncan August 5, 2008

satchmatchelface

he who has reached such a level of douchebagedness that his face resembles a pair of matched satchels.

that satchmatchelface just ordered a cosmo at a football game.

by wilc0041 August 10, 2008