A measurement tool wielded by all Favians comprised of a usually flaccid penis. One Favian softie, usually a length measurement of a meager 3 inches, can also measure time, volume, and mass depending on the context. It is recognized as a standard unit of measurement throughout North America. The term was originally coined in Montreal, Canada.
Guy #1: How tall do ya reckon that building is man?
Guy #2: I don't know in feet or stories..but if I had to say...it's about 1.7 million Favian softies.
Guy #1: Flaccid or fully erect?
Guy #2: All the way, babe
Guy #1: WHOA!! That's quite tall!
Guy #2: I don't know in feet or stories..but if I had to say...it's about 1.7 million Favian softies.
Guy #1: Flaccid or fully erect?
Guy #2: All the way, babe
Guy #1: WHOA!! That's quite tall!
by Rinkifer Dink December 14, 2010
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The brightest idea ever in vehicle washing. The SoftGloss XS (by Ryko) utilizes FoamBrite, a material that enhances the gloss of a vehicle's finish with repeated washings. As it cleans, FoamBrite brings back the hidden luster of the vehicle surface.
The SoftGloss XS comes standard with features such as touch-sensing, ultrasonic mapping, and split-rotating wash arms. Optional features such as on-board dryers, upgraded tri-foam detergent, and a customized backlit logo panel are available.
The SoftGloss XS comes standard with features such as touch-sensing, ultrasonic mapping, and split-rotating wash arms. Optional features such as on-board dryers, upgraded tri-foam detergent, and a customized backlit logo panel are available.
My car was dirty, so I took it through the SoftGloss XS car wash. An animated raindrop character helped me select and purchase a wash package. As I drove into the wash bay, the underbody flush washed away the crap underneath my car.
When the buzzer sounded, I stopped my car and placed it in park. The SoftGloss XS foam bath covered my entire car with a thick layer of foaming detergent, helping to provide superior cleaning results.
The FoamBrite brushes began to clean and polish both the sides and top of my car. The wash cycle finished with tri-foam wax, clearcoat protectant, and spot-free rinse application. Finally, the ThrustPro dryer dried my entire car. I drove away with a clean and shiny car!
When the buzzer sounded, I stopped my car and placed it in park. The SoftGloss XS foam bath covered my entire car with a thick layer of foaming detergent, helping to provide superior cleaning results.
The FoamBrite brushes began to clean and polish both the sides and top of my car. The wash cycle finished with tri-foam wax, clearcoat protectant, and spot-free rinse application. Finally, the ThrustPro dryer dried my entire car. I drove away with a clean and shiny car!
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person #1 "Let's fight!"
person #2 "No I'm Scared"
person #3 "Wow you're so soft"
person #1 "Let's fight!"
person #2 "No I'm Scared"
person #3 "Wow you're so soft"
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