attention shaming

The practice on social media (Facebook in particular) of chastising others for responding to the news they are responding to, accusing them of being distracting from "more important" issues, as determined by the scolder.

Lauren's most recent episode in attention shaming Dirk was for tweeting about Sean Spicer's latest gaffe instead of a new report from Greenpeace on the near extinction of Zimbabwean duck-billed platypi due to climate change.

by Marquismarq April 11, 2017

tree shaming

Shaming people who buy trees that are specially grown and cut for Christmas and then disposed.

After years of being subjected to tree shaming, he bought a live potted tree for Christmas and planted it in his yard. Then he got a fine for planting an invasive exotic, which was banned by the tree ordinance.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019

Wipe of shame

When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.

I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.

by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018

Walk of Shame

When Andrew Jackson forced the native Americans to leave their land and go to Oklahoma in the early 1800's.

Teacher: Many Native Americans died on that journey, that's why it's called the trail of tears
Joe: no, it was called the walk of shame, because they were ashamed to leave their land.

by Captain Morgan 420 December 5, 2017

e-shame

E-shame is the feeling you have when you know you just cybered with someone you are like..98% sure is a man and/or the ugliest bitch ever, coupled with the fact that you enjoyed it and will be back for more later tonight.

As Roberto cleaned the last from between his fingers and discarded the used napkin from McDonalds, his e-shame swelled and his head reeled. 'Why does she always call me buddy?' he wondered..

*bleroop* 'Feelin good now?' came the next IM
*bleroop* 'all cleaned up hopefully'
*bleraap* 'you know it' he pinged back'
*bleroop* 'so you gonna b bak ltr?'

he paused..wtf..e-shame was ruining his afterglow

*bleraap* 'you know it girlfriend'
*bleroop* ';-P sweet. l8r buddy'

he leaned back in his chair and breathed out, 'goddamnit..'

by gravitybomb May 16, 2008

Dive Of Shame

When you drop a/some chunk/s of biscuit/cookie inside your hot beverage and decide to retrieve said chunk/s using your hand, covering it in said hot beverage.

You: I dropped some cookie in my chocolate milk and had to do the Dive Of Shame.
Beverly: Dumbass.

by That Mug You Regret Buying January 24, 2022

Crock of Shame

Leaving someone's house the morning after while carrying a slow cooker full of yesterday's chili.

We had a wonderful night after the Super Bowl and he did the Crock of Shame in the morning

by CamShaft February 13, 2023