Billy's lame jokes kept falling flat, so, desperate for a laugh, he decided to change course and try some self-defecating humor.
by Lord Nexus VI November 22, 2012
by boobieeiei May 09, 2006
(ECONOMICS) an alternative metric of poverty; used instead of the poverty level by some researchers.
Developed as a superior alternative to the federal poverty level to estimate the income required for families to pay for their basic needs. Computed at the county level, the SSS takes into account the costs of food, housing, health insurance, childcare, transportation, taxes, and other basic expenses, with component values varying across more than 70 different family types. SSS wages have been calculated to date for all counties in 35 states and the District of Columbia.
Developed as a superior alternative to the federal poverty level to estimate the income required for families to pay for their basic needs. Computed at the county level, the SSS takes into account the costs of food, housing, health insurance, childcare, transportation, taxes, and other basic expenses, with component values varying across more than 70 different family types. SSS wages have been calculated to date for all counties in 35 states and the District of Columbia.
Usually people are not concerned by reports of the large numbers of people living below the poverty level, because they assume it just means poor people have to tighten their belts.
The self-sufficiency standard (SSS), if explained, should change this. If a person's wages are below the SSS, then she is not only not making enough to meet her current needs, she's not making enough to preserve her ability to earn what little she has.
The self-sufficiency standard (SSS), if explained, should change this. If a person's wages are below the SSS, then she is not only not making enough to meet her current needs, she's not making enough to preserve her ability to earn what little she has.
by Primus Intra Pares July 16, 2010
A phenomenon in which you ask yourself why the fuck you just paid $2000 to hear a professor tell you to watch a YouTube video.
Teacher: “all right class, the next hour will be focused on self-directed learning! Here’s the homework, go ahead and self-direct yourself how to do it!”
Student: “...lazy-ass bitch...”
Student: “...lazy-ass bitch...”
by Pacific Liberator May 14, 2020
When your receiving and ass-whopping of such a high caliber that a spectator must instruct you on how to "DEFEND YO SELF"
when your watching a fight and one of the fighters is basically a punching bag and you must shout "Defend yo Self" man!!!!!
by the aveeenger January 25, 2012
Self-help junkies fool themselves into thinking that they’re helping themselves, but in reality, they’re just absorbing new information
1.For example, are you obsessed with increasing your reading speed, yet you consistently find that you can’t pay your bills on time? then definetly you are defeating the purpose and being self-help junkie.
2. Also you read self help books of how to be confident whereas in reality you are already brimming with confidence.
2. Also you read self help books of how to be confident whereas in reality you are already brimming with confidence.
by jawwnvi January 21, 2019
To order or otherwise instruct an individual or group to engage in acts of masturbation, often giving them the freedom to decide upon the appropriate location to perform said acts (i.e. Living Room, Restroom, Wendy's, or a random corn field). It is often necessary to carry a stuffed llama under one's left arm in order for the target audience to understand the gravity of the situation.
Also known as: "Go Fuck Yourself: The King James Version"
Also known as: "Go Fuck Yourself: The King James Version"
Jackson: Marston, is that a sleeping bag up there on the roof of Castaway's?
Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson, it is.
Jackson: Are you gonna get up in there?
Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson. And I feel that perhaps I may vomit.
Jackson: Fucketh thine self!
Marston: Done. Carry on.
Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson, it is.
Jackson: Are you gonna get up in there?
Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson. And I feel that perhaps I may vomit.
Jackson: Fucketh thine self!
Marston: Done. Carry on.
by czainsaw September 14, 2006