Road Pie

The act of giving or receiving cunnilingus whilst operating a motor vehicle. Extra points for doing it on a scooter.

Ishan was giving Kendall road pie when she tensed up and rear-ended a Delaware school bus.

by Ishan B July 28, 2008

Road muff

the median on roads, sometimes overgrown and needing to be shaved

Damn, that road muff is way too thick! Someone better shave it soon!

by pdr1017 May 6, 2008

Road Mustard

The sweaty condensation that forms under your balls during a long, hot road trip

During a steamy July day driving across the South, I developed quite a bit of road mustard that I secretly put on my friends sandwhich

by Sweats McGee July 30, 2010

road kill dick

Is when the penis is completely limp, and nothing can bring it back to life.

Dave: my dick was limp,even when mary was grinding her ass on it.

Chris: sounds like road kill dick bro.

by autumnnips May 4, 2014

fashion roadkill

when a person tries to dress fashionable or thinks they are doing so but ends up looking ridiculous

celebrities are increasingly getting into situations of fashion roadkill.

by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2009

C-road

An east-London term that is used to define a road that houses "cunts". It was originally founded in a Secondary school, however the usage of "C-road" has expanded into the majority of the east-London area.

This term is mainly used in an offensive manner by rival road or gang members to one another.

Nah man, this is a fucking C-road.

by H road July 17, 2011

Reverse roadhead

The driver is performing oral sex onto the passenger; while driver is still driving and th passenger is giving directions to the driver.

Dude, reverse roadhead is the craziest I've done.

by abel_brightside July 7, 2016