Ritard

How a Retard Says Retard

"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"

by E-Trock April 28, 2005

Corn Rider

One who rides corn.

Someone who survives by only using corn, for food, clothing, transportation, shelter, food, and corn. And food.

I am the almighty Corn Rider from Trackmill :3

You be Corn Rider eh?

by corn rider December 13, 2010

ricer

a person of any race that drives an import car and in some cases srt-4's and some american cars. They usually drive japanees imports that are made for fuel economy like hondas, integras, rsx,eclipse and so on. Most ricers think that their hondas are the fastest car even in tracks. Most are in denyal that they are ricers and tey call themselfs tuners. In seviere cases the ricer has a Honda and a respecable car like a SupraTT yet he is always talking about His Civic with vtech instead, and they are so ignorant to reaize that all cars now a days have valve timing systems. This is when you know there is a sever case of ricer denyal. Maily all ricers have older Civics or integras but new gerneation Civic Si have been a rebirth to ricy behavior

Hey i have a 94 Supra twin turbo but i think i will take my 07 Civic si to the track instead because its so fast and looks great with tinted windows, rims and lowered with coilovers.But when someone with a car faster than my civic(most REAL sport cars) comes to race me or chalange me ill resort to my supra to back me up. ---- thats the ricer ways

by 2JZClub April 12, 2009

scooter riderz

Some stupid cunt invented the scooter. He was a shit cunt that couldnt ride a skateboard so he connected a handle to it and took of 2 wheels and started riding it. Hahahahahaha pov cunt.

Tommo:look at goven on that skateboard with wheels.
Ben: Fulll shit cunt
Ribbs: yeah he is a scooter rider.
Tommo:yeah nathan

by Darren Thomson April 29, 2005

Rite Mate

Dervied from a dirty little man named Glenda. The biggest camp male in the whole wide world. Pronounced in a really camp voice. An insultive word used to refer to homosexual men.

aYou walk past a rather odd looking sort of chap in the street and he walks past you and bobs up and down in a really gay way - suggesting anal penetration the night before, so the insitinctive reaction is to brand him a 'rite mate.'

by Dan Kelly July 6, 2004

Rioters

Rioters News is a main provider of bad news to the world, along with Gloomberg and also APE News.

Unlike the other news channels, Rioters news provides news only in print/form. Not very useful if you are by5Lexi)

Richard was totally bummed when Rioters news told him the whole neighbourhood of his vacation home in Florida had been ripped apart by a hurricane.

by Shizuma April 7, 2008

Ricer

"R" acing "I" nspired "C" osmetic "E" nhancements

Usually done on small cars, I.E. 4 cylinder imports and domestic. Every so often you see a car that is legit but is ruined by the driver with what is about to be said. These cars have almost to no performance enhancements, they just look like they are fast. As in, putting on stickers that make them seem legit. Like VTEC Mustang, a Turbo sticker on a small Toyota, and pop the hood and there is no sight of a turbocharger.

The typical ricer driver is cocky and does not realize that he/she in fact does not have the fastest car, but the slowest car in the lot and does not know a thing about cars and the mechanics.

Cosmetic enhancements for a typical ricer would be a huge body kit that looks stupid, sometimes the body kit is left unpainted. If no body kit, graphics and a big spoiler.

Cars that are typically riced:

1. Honda Civic (old ones)
2. Chevrolet Cavalier
3. Dodge Neon

Cars that are legit out of the factory, but riced anyway:
1. Ford Mustang
2. Chevy Camaro
3. Nissan 350Z

Those don't exist, just stop talking, you are a ricer.

by Sleepers are the S*** July 15, 2011