Retarded Prehominid

A Retarded Prehominid. Someone so spectacularly stupid, they cannot be considered human.

I wouldn't listen to the Bishop if I were you, he's a retarded prehominid and should be treated with the contempt his position demands.

by Bensonpup August 4, 2008

Retarded Pain

A pain that increases so rapidly that all control of basic motor functions is lost and all you can manage to do is moan in agony.

Once while pushing a car in sandals my foot was in the path of the tire and as the car got right on top i became struck with Retarded Pain and was unable to push the car off until a friend helped me.

by Tw34kd November 13, 2009

Retardernet

Retardernet: (noun) Referring to your internet, when it is in a non-cooperative mood.

'The internets being retarded and not working, we need to fix it.' Would become: 'We need to fix the retardernet.'

by Will Hotchkiss. July 28, 2013

Retard Lifeguard

The friend who cockblocks you purposefully in order to make sure losers don't waste your time.

Some girl: "Oh my God, did you see that douche trying to talk to Jill?"
Jill's retard lifeguard: "Yeah, when she went to the bathroom, I told him she was pregnant."

by thatgirltrippy September 23, 2013

retard dialect

A person fluent in the language of retard

The cashier only understood retard dialect.

by @RealOne May 26, 2015

retard baller

One who talks a large game about their "skills", but are actually terrible beyond belief.

Retard baller: watch me dunk this shit!
Retard baller: (misses)
Retard ballet: That was just a warm-up!

by Wespen May 21, 2016

retard wrestling

When a male and female engage in sexual intercourse when they are both blackout belligerently drunk

"I walked in on Terrence and Pam retard wrestling after that wild party"

by Jiggly Jiggler March 16, 2017