soft rage

When you’re super pissed about something but you’re too nice to act on it

The other day I wanted to murder Kelly for eating my bagel, but I had soft rage so I settled with pulling a strand of her hair out and blaming it on the dog

by Big Booty Bitch💖 August 16, 2019

Gamer rage

Wallnut!

Wallnut is going to sue Scopley because he has Gamer rage.

by MOMOHAWK April 11, 2023

Comment Rage

When you’re watching a video, think of a boss comment only to find that someone already commented it and has 1K+ likes on it.

OMG I just thought of the best comment! *Scrolls down and sees exactly what they were thinking of* (Insert head banging and comment rage)

by SomeGuyWhoLikesHoodies October 1, 2019

Spermicidal Rage

When you use a condom correctly and she still gets pregnant.

Mark went into spermicidal rage when he found out Becky was preggers!

by Boris Gump July 16, 2017

Snore rage

A condition suffered when you start to feel murdery at the sound of someone else's snoring when you're trying to sleep.

"How did your nap date go?"

"Not great. I had to elbow him for snoring."

"Oh I forgot that you have snore rage."

by HTownfook January 5, 2020

Kalimotxo rage

The result of drinking too many kalimotxo's when the drinker becomes enraged with everyone and everything around them.

Alex definitely kalimotxo raged last night- she said fuck you to everyone and then threw cereal bowls at a wall...for an hour.

by Candy-mane March 16, 2013

Cheese rage

When you stack cheese for three hours and it makes you so angry you commit hate crimes.

Bitch i was in cheese rage from all this stackin

by Boltzes September 6, 2022