Headband from the anime naruto. Commonly worn as an repellant for the opposite sex by basement dwellers.
HEY CHAMP! TIRED OF GIRLS GOING CRAZY OVER YOU? TIRED OF THE SEEMINGLY ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF SEX?
WELL FRET NO MORE! WITH THE NEW THE PUSSY DEFLECTOR 9000! JUST STRAP THIS BABY ON AND RECITE A RANDOM NARTUO QUOTE.
WELL FRET NO MORE! WITH THE NEW THE PUSSY DEFLECTOR 9000! JUST STRAP THIS BABY ON AND RECITE A RANDOM NARTUO QUOTE.
by Joneija November 2, 2015
Get the pussy deflectormug. by Movie Plex 9 January 21, 2009
Get the Pussy on the Tracksmug. 1. A small, bloodless wound inside a vagina
2. A male with the qualities of a small bloodless wound inside a vagina
2. A male with the qualities of a small bloodless wound inside a vagina
Did you see Matt cower like a baby rabbit when that old lady yelled at him?
Yeah, he's such a pussy scratch.
Yeah, he's such a pussy scratch.
by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013
Get the pussy scratchmug. When a female's pussy is dramatically different compared to the most recent excursion with said pussy.
Man I was fuckin' this bitch and I think she had a reupholstered pussy, that shit was completely different.
by Wiseman #1 December 31, 2010
Get the reupholstered pussymug. A pussy destroyer is one who so profusely reams a vaginal orifice, hitting it from all the angles, that it is stretched beyond what God designed a vagina to be stretched to in his vaginal specifications, that the vagina is permanently loosened, albeit by a very small degree unless it's a large black man with a small asian girl then there can be significant irreversible damage resulted from the vaginal orifice being stretched beyond full capacity. The result is the woman must do kegels for a few years, or get vaginoplasty to restore her pussy to it's original state.
Man, Sarah used to have the tightest twat in the 'hood. Ever since Kevin got in there though she's never been able to satisfy a man. Kevin sure is a pussy destroyer.
by Dark Lord of the Anus May 2, 2005
Get the pussy destroyermug. by spearme21 July 5, 2016
Get the Man pussymug. Foul smelling, odorous female genitalia. Putrid odor generally perceptible from a short 6 to 11 inch distance from the vagina in question. Extremely putrid, offensive to the senses when smelled on contact or in close proximity,malodorous. Noisome odor transferable on contact with anything,(IE) body parts including but not limited to fingers, clothing,female stimulation devices:dildos,vibrators, Ba Wa Balls etc.
(ex)Brian ended his relationship with Mildred because she had an unacceptably funky pussy
(ex)"Damn baby, please close your legs, that shit is humming! Sweetie, can't the Doctor give you something to freshen up your funky pussy? It's killing me and making my eyes water." said Brian.
(ex)"Damn baby, please close your legs, that shit is humming! Sweetie, can't the Doctor give you something to freshen up your funky pussy? It's killing me and making my eyes water." said Brian.
by Pcisbs December 19, 2008
Get the Funky Pussymug.