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Post Hypnotic Suggestion 

After a person has been hypnotized they can be given 'post hypnotic suggestion'. This places in their mind the thought that they must continue doing something despite no longer being in a state of false lethargy (also induced by illusions of hypnosis). This suggestion may be ignored as the 'want' that has been induced is not real and only an illusion.
Post hypnotic suggestion is used on some cigarette users in the hope that they will be tricked into thinking they want to quit smoking. It does not work as a general rule unfortunately.
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Post holiday depression 

The time between the holidays and your next pay-cheak when you don't have any money
Bob: Hey Joe! Wanna go out for dinner?
Joe: No, I'm still in Post Holiday depression until next week.

Post-Booze Blues 

The nagging and persistent melancholy that follows a night and/or day of binge-drinking, especially if you have done something regrettable during that time. This is usually coupled with a hangover.
"I was laying in bed all day with a bad case of 'post-booze blues', after unsuccessfully trying to hook up with my boss last night at the Christmas party"
Post-Booze Blues by Ned Shaver December 11, 2009

Post-noon 

Person 1: Morning
Person 2: It's post-noon
Person 1: You mean afternoon?
Person 2: No.
Post-noon by TheOneWhoIsCorrect February 15, 2014

post jerk 

The feeling after a man masturbates where he feels tired and/or wiped out. His dick will most likely be floppy and/or also tired. After phone sex the post jerk will inhibit the mans ability to keep speaking on the phone, especially at night. Never bother a man in post jerk, he may freak out
betty: damn, my boy friend and i had hot phone sex last night but it was so awkward after he barely answered me

Sarah: he was probably having post jerk
post jerk by the master9000 October 9, 2007

post traumatic weatherman disorder

The intense disappointment and lethargy experienced by students who have school after the promise of a big snowstorm
dude, we have a huge test today, why aren't you cramming?
Man, total post traumatic weatherman disorder