Punch a Polish Day

Punch a Polish Day! Official day for Punch a Polish day is 10th of May. Beat em' up and feed em' fish!

Hey Josh! Wanna punch a polish today? It's national punch a polish day!

by Sklzified May 9, 2019

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Police

A honorable calling which is thankless and low paying. Also, a job dealing with the ignorant, the drunk and the stupid. Usually spending long nights away from family dealing with donut jokes from people who have no clue, getting spit on and disrespected while wasting time on charges that will be dismissed anyway by a chickenshit DA in a pinstripe suit the following month. Originally From the latin, "beatemus et releasus" (beat and release).

I don't know why I'm the police, I should have been a firefigher.

by 357SIG April 3, 2003

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politics

Proof that human beings are, indeed, dumbasses.

Typical politics in action:

Republican: My party's better than yours!
Democrat: No, my party's better!
Independent: Both of you shut the fuck up!

by Santa Claussssss December 20, 2009

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Polish Triathlon

Going to the public pool on foot and returning home with a bike.

Oh shit my bike is gone! It must have been Maciej participating in a Polish Triathlon again!

by jrssww July 11, 2010

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Polish Milkshake

When you take an eastern european girl home who is subsequently sick in the toilets due to too much alcohol. You hold her hair back initially but release the hair as she blows chunks so the chunder gets in her hair, while simultaneously flushing her head in the toilet.

I was lucky enough to return home with a beautiful and charming european girl the other night, but she'd had too many cocktails so I had to give her a polish milkshake.

by Clunge ambler 1 January 8, 2010

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