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Pipeline Punch 

Similar to fisting, but you literally punch them in the asshole.
She had to go to the hospital after I gave her a pipeline punch.

Jamaican Pipeline 

Freezing dreadlock(s) and inserting them into an ass hole or vagina.

*It's possible to use one or two dreadlocks*

*Freezing dreadlocks can be done by cutting a dread from the hair. (make sure you have the right size for the dread's environment)

**To add for a smooth feel, go ahead and try dipping your dread(s) in your favorite lube and then some fresh water. Freeze for 5 hours**
I was slammed with Ryan's frozen dread, which is apparently a Jamaican Pipeline.

Snowboarding in the morning with a Jamaican Pipeline in my ass, is a great start to the morning's sesh.

Punta Cana Pipecleaner

The act of receiving a blumpkin while under water either in a pool or the ocean.
Friend 1: Hey man, did you hear about that slut who gave me a blumpkin last year?
Friend 2: Yea, thats nothin! Some gnarly bitch gave me a punta cana pipecleaner in the pool last night!

Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!! 

ben iggo: yum pies

some guy:"Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!!"

Alaskan Pipeline 

When engaged in sexual intercourse, the male partner takes time off to take a shit; meanwhile the woman waits. The man freezes the shit, or can be already prepared, and stuffs it up the woman's vagina - to take place of a dildo.
Girl: Last night, my boyfriend put frozen shit in my cooch.

Guy: Sweet, he gave the Alaskan Pipeline.

Alaskan Pipeline 

A sexual act of passion where a partner takes a dump prior to the scheduled love making and freezes it for about a day. The frozen poo is then used as a dildo whenever you or your partner feel the need to spice things up.
My baby was getting so tired of the vibrator so I told her I'd give her something new to play with. She's been on the Alaskan Pipeline ever since.