phallo-photo-portaphilia

The urge to place ones penis inside a light socket

I tell ya jimmy there are some strange fettishes out there like the other day online there was an entire section devoted to phallo-photo-portaphilia

by Bad mother fucker Beau Cater May 14, 2016

pyro-phalic tendancy

The will or desire to light either your or others penises on fire. Thats right... on fire.

Last night i was with shirely, and she lit my cock on fire, That bitch has got a pyro-phalic tendancy!!

by Richard Hurts February 5, 2007

fuck-it phase

A phase that simply means you don't care much about certain things or anything in general.

Usually due to lifes pressures building up that creates a non-defensive mechanism that makes you indifferent.

Not to be confused with someone who's been a loser their whole life or the holidays; it IS a random phase.

Bob to Dick: "Hey man, you've gained a little bit of weight over the last couple months."

Dick: "Yeah, I stopped going to the gym and I just eat and drink whatever I want. I just don't have it in me. I guess I'm goin' through a fuck-it phase."

Bob: "A 'fuck-it phase?'"

Dick: "Yeah, I just don't give a fuck. Don't worry, I'll snap out of it at some point in the future...hey, can you pass the ranch!"

by j. donn May 24, 2010

phat farm

Phat Farm

It is a clothing brand, est. in 1992. Phat Farm is a clothing lined aimed towards ppl in with the Hip-hop shit. Somewhat expensive to.

That dude has a nice Phat Farm shirt!

I would like to buy some Phat Farm shoes!

by Paul October 2, 2003

phantom dump

The curious turd, which following its natural passage from arse to toilet, does not require your arse to be wiped. Phantom dumps are usually detected upon effecting the wipe procedure. Examination of the toilet paper reveals that you have been haunted/visited by a phantom dump.

"Hey man, I've just had a phantom dump"

by Gaza August 7, 2006

pharrell

The sexiest man alive .. one half of the neptunes .. one third of N*E*R*D* .. plus part of Star Trak .. oh yeaahh .. Did i mention he's the sexiest, hottest, most talented man alive!!!

neptizzle ... "I was just frontin" .. "You can't be me, im a rock star" ... He's just hot!!!!

by Ashley January 26, 2004

Phandyland

A physical location co-habitated by two or more metro-sexual males enjoying each other's company, often located in condominium complexes with views of the ocean or other body of water. Can be identified by bathrooms with loufa, kitchens stocked with cooking and other home-improvement books, closets full of comic books, and Guitar Hero.

Sorry, Melissa, I have to go home to PhandyLand, the roommate and I have a date for Guitar Hero, followed by Shark Week on Animal Planet.

by PAM_IN_NJ January 20, 2009