Peter Swissturkey

A person who is a complete and utter jerk, likes to sit on small munchkins and eats babies with his silverware covered in cat and dog fur.
He wears glasses so he'll be cool, and he is chubby because he eats more than peter griffin, homer simpson and about 56% of all america combined.

Also he hates america and likes communism.

Gobble Gobble is Peter Swissturkey's nick name cuz he's an insolent prick with the gobblegobbleness with the pickles and sweet sauce all over his body.

by Peter Swissturkey October 14, 2011

Pans Peter

Repeating a bad joke over and over until someone acknowledges.

OMG, we heard your joke the first time, stop pans Petering it wasn’t funny.

by Panspeter03 April 26, 2023

Kyle Peter

Weirdo who you can always count on for a fun time. prolly plays the saxophone and isn’t afraid of telling anyone the truth. Really sweet and relaxed around only his close friends. You just can’t help but love Kyle PETER!

Gotta love Kyle Peter

by @CWD4ever November 11, 2018

Peter Griffin

When your in the stall of a public restroom and somebody sits in the stall next to you and starts farting.

"So I was just sitting there on the can, when this guy goes in the stall next to me and starts doing a Peter Griffin."

by Dank Memester March 6, 2019

peter north

idk but it sounds like sex in the north pole

santa claus peter northed miss claus

by ok im tired of this user name December 18, 2018

peter bumper

The homosexual sex act of bumping penises together

Just found out. My friend Bryan is a peter bumper. Oh Shit

by Ball satchel May 28, 2018

Peter Baddock

The oldest man in the fire brigade, he knows some stuff but mainly hangs around for no reason. Can play ping pong but is prone to ankle injuries. Does not like weak coffee.

See that bloke, he is a Peter Baddock, so old he doesn’t know where he is...

by Mcguinness May 21, 2021