period day 2

The worst day of a period. When bleeding is the heaviest and you feel like your insides are being pulled out. You want to be in bed all day.

“I want to go home, im on period day 2”

by jaketyrontttt123 October 12, 2023

period champion

When you have unprotected sex with a women on her period, and you end up covered in blood.

Bro 1: dude i smashed Lucy last night on her period

Bro 2: ohh you nasty fucker
Bro1: i know dude i felt like a period champion
Bro2: (pukes)

by TFbill October 25, 2019

period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.

Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!

by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011

Period

It means you are not pregnant and your partners sperm did not fertilize an egg during your ovulation process so the blood that would have been used to hold your baby during pregnancy now sheds out the vagina and this hurts like a bitch. Only biological woman (an adult human female) with a uterus can experience a period, also known as a menstrual cycle. No biological man will ever know what it’s like to have a period and it’s pain you must endure.

“Omg Emily I’m not pregnant”
“How do you know oliv”?
“I just started my period I must tell my husband “

by anonymous January 4, 2024

Full Stop Period

Writing a song about how some female ain't shit. Full Stop Period.

Double back on her fast, don't spill shit on this amiri. took a full Stop Period.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown October 14, 2025

Dead period

Period between the super bowl and the first spring training game.

The longest part of the year is the dead period since there is no football on and there is no baseball on.

by Thecaptainmlb February 3, 2019

Phantom Period

Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.

Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk

by is It Stupid? A.) No B.)N January 15, 2022