Painting

A fun activity for you and your partner

A: “hey babe you want to do some painting later?”

B: “Hun! The kids are around!”

by A cool pseudonym June 18, 2021

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landlord paint

The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.

He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.

by Human namuH August 9, 2021

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Paint it black

In the song paint it black by Andy Black he basically sings about starting over after a fight or anything that happens that you may need to start over the next day

Yea we fought yesterday but we paint it black so it’s all good now

by Wolfnadoe July 20, 2023

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Cave Paintings

the markings left behind from a beastly turd after flushing it.

"LOL! you should have saw the cave paintings left behind that that beast drew on the way down the poop shoot!"

by SkeksiesAKArissa September 29, 2011

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painted rim

When you cum on someone's butthole and "paint the rim"

Man, he gave me a painted rim last night. I'm still trying to clean up.

by Failstaff July 8, 2022

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Russian Paint Job

When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’

I gave my tinder date a Russian paint job when we came back to my place.

by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022

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