pecker track flag

A pecker track flag is a face towel or rag flown an automobile antenna after an amorous encounter in a car.

Steve let everyone know he got it by flying a pecker track flag on his antenna.

by Angel of the Morning January 16, 2021

Parker

That one kid with the badass yankees hat that you just gots to have.

me: Ayo! you wanna help me take Parker's hat?
Friend: Oh yeah! fo shit sure!

by Tibonezone November 10, 2021

Parker

There are 3 types of Parkers. The average Parker is so fucking annoying like shut the hell up. He also has a record for tiniest dick, it looks like a vagina. The rarer middle name parker is still annoying but he can easily get you to care about him. He's also an asshole sometime, though he will restore your faith in Parkers. Then there is the girl parker. Said to be the spawn of Satan she will kill you with her annoying personality and you will hate her for the rest of your life. She's also such a fucking dumb blonde. Legends say that one day the 3 Parkers will meet and have a legendary battle. However if the girl parker wins Armageddon will start and all hope will be lost. They're all really tall or really short though.

Person 1: "Hey bro do you see Parker over there?"

Person 2: "Yeah she's so fucking stupid."

Person 1: "No not her, that Parker over there messing with Jacob."

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023

mayonnaise-packeting

When a girl asks, during sex, to receive the man's load on her, after the man has (or is currently) cumming into a condom, but not wanting to disappoint, the man distracts the girl and squeezes the contents of the now soiled condom onto the girl.

"Dude.. i can't believe you gave her a mayonnaise-packeting last night!!!"

by D. "Sha Nay Nay" Footle August 3, 2007

crap packets

see poop schnitzels

Crap packets! I'm not going to make it to the party on time!

by erikatori June 18, 2008

Bumping Parkers

A sexual act in which two males lay butt to butt.

J.R. sure does like bumping parkers with Jakecarl.

by D_Dawg June 26, 2016

Pecker Head

A Pecker Head is pretty much referring to a dick head but sounds much funnier.

Another Definition might be "Pecker Sucker" which reffers to a Dick Sucker.

Guy 1: Dude that guy at the club last night was such a pecker head!

Guy 2: Why is he a pecker head?

Guy 1: Because he stole my date, that pecker sucker...

Guy 2: Wow he sounds like a real pecker head.

by Retwiler January 1, 2010