mom: hi sweetie
me: my cousin jason just gave me a billion diseases and stds
mom: what does ligma mean
me: ligma balls lol
mom: oh okay have fun at chuck e cheez
me: who
mom: what
me: who asked lol
mom: im gonna put you up for adoption
me: *looks for who asked*
mom: sweetie you just got tested positive for covid 21
me: ok lol
me: my cousin jason just gave me a billion diseases and stds
mom: what does ligma mean
me: ligma balls lol
mom: oh okay have fun at chuck e cheez
me: who
mom: what
me: who asked lol
mom: im gonna put you up for adoption
me: *looks for who asked*
mom: sweetie you just got tested positive for covid 21
me: ok lol
by mypussaytasteslikepepsicola July 15, 2021
A new disease which certainly will appear in late December 2021, then the WHO will declare it a pandemic in 2 weeks.
by LikeXD31 March 12, 2021
An unofficial mantra that morally bankrupt or ethically challenged Trumpublicans and QAnonists should have taken heed of, but were too conceited and dumb to realize that those invisible deadly viruses and their variants were smarter than them.
That “Covid is not stupid” has yet to sink in among Trump’s patriots and diehard supporters is no surprise considering the relatively high rate of infection and of mortality in most red states—a positive correlation between stupidity and mortality is hard to discount.
by MathPlus January 18, 2022
Collectively, people who are the perpetrators of spreading covid and ruining it for the largest possible number of people
Well, here we go, another lockdown, the lowest covid denominator is why we can't have nice things.
LCD sounds like a mental disease...
LCD sounds like a mental disease...
by not a gman July 13, 2020
Damo: Last night I fucked that street whore for a half hour straight!
Richie: Yeah your a real covid slut.
Richie: Yeah your a real covid slut.
by Dracophile September 26, 2020
Sarah knows everything about Covid! She even shares her own medical advice on a YouTube channel. If you want to know how masks really work, watch her episode on masking is stupid.
Don’t listen to her, she’s a real Covidiot that’s lost her mind. She also believes the earth is flat. She lacks any Covid intelligence.
Don’t listen to her, she’s a real Covidiot that’s lost her mind. She also believes the earth is flat. She lacks any Covid intelligence.
by Maybe so 2222 January 25, 2023
by Leroy87 April 09, 2020