A guy named Brent

Always wants to arm wrestle at any get together

A guy named Brent wanting to arm wrestle at every single party

by Chupapi munyano guy August 6, 2022

elder named toe

The opposite of kid named finger, aka Mike Ehrmantraut, from Breaking Bad

Have you heard of elder named toe, he’s my favorite character from Fixing Good

by TheKnight6353 August 28, 2022

dealer name basis

When two potheads smoke together enough times to learn the names of each other's dealers

Ya after those bowls last night, Rick and I are now on a dealer name basis

by Houghton Mifflin Books April 17, 2011

Romeo Capulet name

A last name so unpleasant that it causes men to say, 'If that were my surname, I'd defy social norms & forget my macho pride by taking my bride's name upon marriage!'

When I worked in a pizzeria, we had a customer whose last name meant "Mr. Booger/ Snot" in German!
"Please meet Mr. Wentworth & his sister Mrs. Wentworth. . ."
"WTF? Do the Wentworths marry their cousins??!"
"Nope. His brother-in-law's bachelor name is Herrlein Rotz, which means 'Senorito Snot' in German!"
"Wow! What a Romeo Capulet name!"

by Powerpasser December 15, 2017

My names Jeff

One of the greatest memes in 9,000 galaxies, with this meme in your belt no one will ever know your true identity because u r JEFF.

My names Jeff, what’s ur name, I SAID MY NAME IS JEFF!

by Meme_boi9000 October 23, 2019

Stupid Name Miriam

Commonly used to refer to Miriam, who has a stupid name, only bested by her own intellectual stupidity.

Stupid Name Miriam bombed the stats test.

by BananaKetchup September 15, 2022

Same Name Theory

You are most likely ( well 85%) not being able to marry a person or wont love with their first letter of surname or English name, same with you.

Susannia Johnson most likely cant marry or won't like Sam Duthcerfiled. ( Same name theory)

by DefinationMan October 21, 2020