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Tossin Muffins

When a belligerant ass hole steps up to a fight and throws nothing but weak knuckles; he is tossing muffins.
by the bake chef May 31, 2009
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man muffins

The bulge of fat extending over the top of the pants on a man.
Shane Warne has man muffins from eating all the pies
by ass-monkey May 25, 2006
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Muffin Rape

Muffin rape is rape, but with a muffin.
1: His ass is full of crumbs, from the muffin rape.

2: She didnt like that i had some really hardcore muffin rape going on, she kept crying and saying she would never get the crumbs outta' her cooter.
by TwigglesTheShizzles January 3, 2009
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hooker muffin

the true ship name for badboyhalo and skeppy.

hooker muffin is much much better than skephalo because skeppy is a hooker(he's a hooker because he called someone a hooker because they had chain armor and he had chain armor so therefor he is also a hooker) and well bbh is a muffin so it makes perfect sense! only toxic shippers use skephalo.

if your to lazy to read that very short paragraph: hooker(skeppy) + muffin(bbh) = hooker muffin!
hooker muffin is a better ship name ngl
by milflover381 July 15, 2019
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Chuff Muffin

An affectionate term for a portly yet cheeky young child (usually male).
by Byron Chamberlain September 16, 2004
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cock muffin

a male who is sexually pleased with another man's penis.
Paul was being a cock muffin when he took his mom's dildo to put in his rectum.
by Bunkley April 13, 2008
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The Muffin Man

by Gates May 4, 2004
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