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Mouse

Ugh! He is such a Mouse.
But Katy is a huge Mouse, she never listens to me.
by geno1906 July 14, 2017
mugGet the Mousemug.

Sleep Mouseing

Falling asleep in front of the computer while moving the mouse.
I was so tired my boss caught me sleep mouseing.
by bori5003 April 11, 2014
mugGet the Sleep Mouseingmug.

Texas Road Mouse

Common to urban areas of Texas, it is defined as a young, shy prostitute.
1: Did you see that Texas Road Mouse?
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund
by Hjabajbabhaba April 19, 2018
mugGet the Texas Road Mousemug.

National mouse breeder day

Today is January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day I celebrate by pretty mice to give to my snakes
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 2, 2025
mugGet the National mouse breeder daymug.

Mickey mouse

When you shove a dead rat in her ass and scream welcome to my club house
Man look at tht guy doing the mickey mouse to her
by Hanging niggers jk I'm black January 8, 2021
mugGet the Mickey mousemug.

Sexy Mickey Mouse

"Why did you nut in November."
"Oh, my b, it was sexy Mickey Mouse."
by The Guy from MN November 16, 2021
mugGet the Sexy Mickey Mousemug.

Mouse in the House

When you're suspicious or know that your gf/wife is cheating on you with another man. Dick = Mouse, Vagina = House
Bro: Yo man I just saw your wife out with this dude and kissing and hugging!!!

Capt'n: Dammit man! I have a Mouse in the House.
by Dudeyobruh July 19, 2017
mugGet the Mouse in the Housemug.

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