Bloody Mary

When a woman named specifically Mary is on her period and gets out her scissors while you’re on top of her and gives you an “Impromptu Sexy Circumcision”.

“Aw man now I’ve got aids because she gave me a Bloody Mary”
“Dude that sucks, she did that to me too!”

by Rigidsteel2 April 27, 2020

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Mari-Nikol

Sexy bitch

Guy:hey Mari-Nikol u are so hot today

Mari-Nikol:Awww yes I know

by Brokoli June 23, 2020

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St. Marys

A town in Pennsylvania you’ve probably never heard of.

Guy on discord: I live in Los Angeles, California. Where do you live?

Me: St. Marys, Pennsylvania.

Guy on discord: Where the hell is that?

by mikorb33333 November 1, 2020

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Mary I of England (1516–1558), Queen of England and Ireland, so called because of her execution of numerous protestants.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.

Martin: “...And so she haunts every mirror and can only be summoned by saying her name 3 times!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”

by Severe Sammy November 7, 2020

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Starlee Marie

A Starlee Marie has a perfect smile and when you look into her eyes they sparkle like the night sky and you get trapped and never come up for air. They are the most beautiful creatures of all that is holy. Usually they are an angel coming to you from the sky. They can make any situation brighter when they are there.

'Have you seen a beautiful person anywhere'

'You mean like a Starlee Marie?'

by Starmarie555 October 8, 2017

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