March 25

Go hug your dad who you've treated poorly since you were 7 because he never yelled at you and when he does he apoligizes the second after

Thats March 25 for you :(

by 24k_badd1e on YT March 25, 2021

7th of March

On the seventh of March it is high five your short friend and make shore they can not reach

Hi short friend it’s the 7th of March short friend”oh no”. Tall friend “hi five” short friend jumping to reach your hand

by Yoitsyourshortfriend March 5, 2020

March 25th

ava appreciation day. this is the day where you appreciate your friends named ava and how much you love them.

“do you know what day March 25th is?”
“yeah it’s national ava day”

by anonymous January 22, 2021

March 17

Your crush has to say yes to anything you ask them.

You: Wanna go on a date with me?

Him/ her: *sees it's March 17* yes

by Derick :D March 17, 2021

March 23rd

The date where white people bow down to People Of Colour and apologise for being white.

Person Of Colour: Hey, it’s March 23rd.
White person: Sorry for being white. *bows down*

by milflover739 March 22, 2021

Marching Band

An experience In a cult where everyone plays instruments, usually an experience in high school with many rituals around instruments and chaotic goodness. Also you're probably sore

Guy: "What's wrong with them?"
Guy1: "They're in Marching band"

by Gay Kinnie October 30, 2019

March 19

On March 19, in history;

On March 19, 1919 the Axeman of New Orleans went around the city, planning to murder whomever that didn’t play jazz.

Now, to be exact, at 12:15 at earthly time) on next Tuesday night (March 19), I am going to pass over New Orleans. In my infinite mercy, I am going to make a little proposition to you people. Here it is: I am very fond of jazz music, and I swear by all the devils in the nether regions that every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in full swing at the time I have just mentioned. If everyone has a jazz band going, well, then, so much the better for you people. One thing is certain and that is that some of your people who do not jazz it out on that specific Tuesday night (if there be any) will get the axe.

by Your dreams February 14, 2021