Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 08, 2020

Limes._.lemons

Want viral 0 times my TikTok account not yours

Crewmate: hey have you heard of LIMES._.LEMONS he's pretty funny imposter:no I have not but haha your sus

by Among sus December 19, 2021

Lemon Lip

When a man sticks his hand down his pants and rubs his fingers on his crotch vigorously and then wipes his index finger between the upper lip and nose of another man multiple times as a means of seduction.

We were standing there talking and he just dropped the lemon lip on me thinking I was into him.

by Lenny245 August 15, 2019

Lemon Lips

When a woman has a low PH in her vagina, causing it to taste sour and acidic.

I had to stop eating her out last night because her pussy was sour. She had lemon lips.

by Craig Van Schlick October 10, 2023

lemon chocolate

when a person, usually female, doesn't wipe after going to the toilet and as a result her underwear gets colored in yellow and brown

After coming home from the camping trip, Stacey had a lemon chocolate.

"Ew, she seems like a lemon chocolate kind of girl."

by swagonyouswaggie December 19, 2020

lemon cello

A term used for dropping a condom in front of your lover.

Oh no! I lemon cello!

by Fruitfly03 July 12, 2018

Bitter Lemon

A rude elderly person, who often despises anything new, or wasn't around when they were younger.

Man, I can't stand living with Maria. The Bitter Lemon is always getting on my nerves.

by dolb February 27, 2024