Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

Mia The Lemon

A UGLY ASS BITCH with NO SENSE OF HUMOR

1: WOW SHE IS A MIA 2: YEAH SUCH A BITCH YEAH NO SENSE OF HUMOR A UGLY ASS BITCH with NO SENSE OF HUMOR

Mia The Lemon is a birch BY A HATER IN HER SCHOOL

by MYNAMEISLEMONGUYSISTHISAVABILE April 30, 2019

Lemon

Lemon is the kid friendly way of saying smut. You can often see it in wattpad stories of Y/N x Character or basically anything.

Melody: Hey Toaster! What ya doin?
Todd: Oh, hi Mel. I was on wattpad seeing story about facts and then I realized that I was reading a story full of lemons.
Melody: Jesus Christ! Hope your not traumatized from it!

by Rory.bug March 18, 2023

Lemon Grenade

A meme from portal 2

When life gives you lemons, make lemon grenades

by Some Idiot March 5, 2019

roasted lemons

It means your ass cheeks are going to burn from severity of verbal roasting/abuse

Boiiii your about to have roasted lemons if you dont shut your mouth!

by SHALACKS March 21, 2016

Lemon

The funniest and kindest loli you could ever meet. She has dark brown/black hair and an adorable voice. When you're down she always finds a way to cheer you up. Did I mention she's a god at sword fighting?

Hey, (name) wanna get in a group call w/ Lemon?

by totallynotsuki April 27, 2019

Cloudy Lemon

When you bust a fat nut in your significant others mouth and proceed to piss in her mouth.

My wife got pretty mad when I gave her a cloudy lemon last night.

by CorithTheTrapLord July 11, 2019