The hypothesis that the size of a male's penis is inversely proportional to how much of an asshole they are.
Person A: That guy is such a dick.
Person B: Ironically, according to Keasey's Law, he has a small dick too.
Person B: Ironically, according to Keasey's Law, he has a small dick too.
by M y n o d ue s Pruoy May 1, 2010
Get the Keasey's Lawmug. In the course of debate on Islam if someone sites www.thereligionofpeace.com they automatically lose the debate.
by fartso2346 September 8, 2010
Get the law of shamusmug. Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.
Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.
Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.
by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019
Get the Coomers Lawmug. Floods law dictates that one singular water molecule in an isolated system is not wet. A water molecule however is able to make any other substance (including water) wet. This means that water makes other substances wet, however one water molecule by itself IS NOT wet.
by Why S0 Seri0us March 17, 2021
Get the Floods Lawmug. silliness, absurdity, craziness, folly, foolishness, goofiness, inanity and/or inconsistency of an act; When something or someone is being very silly or out of the norm.
The gas prices just went up another dollar, and Bush was recently seen circling the White House in a large bunny suit. Now This, is a bunch of hoop-law.
by gracie:) August 2, 2008
Get the hoop-lawmug. The 1918 law has jurisdiction on every single internet platform. The law was dicovered by If/DailyDoseOfFails upon discovering his ifunny chat full of hungarian propaganda. Seconds after repling back with this law every single hater was completely shocked, sudden swift fear moving inside their bones leaving them completely paralyzed and incapable of replying. It is a law designed to combat revisionism.
by DDOF May 8, 2020
Get the 1918 lawmug. Also known The laws of holyness if something is very weird and cringe or hell like it means that it breaks the laws of the Bible
Laws of the Bible is quite a certified cringe counter. The game changed breaks all the laws of the Bible and the dev who made it " Dragonsnow " committed all war crimes at once when she/he released the badass game
by HmmmYouDontKnowIt February 6, 2021
Get the Laws of the Biblemug.