Kitty Sanchez

When a cat sits on your face with it's tail across your upper lip.

Man, I woke up with a Kitty Sanchez and i looked like Albert Einstein after doing two eightballs of kitty litter.

by Chicken shack O'Neil October 12, 2025

kittie schmear

Any drippy, chalky, paisty, gooey, or sticky reminants of a young slut's existance that happens to get rubbed, smeared, excreited, or spit onto your person or belongings by way of interaction with said slut; voluntary or involuntary.

Guy #1: Dude, what's that mark down the side of your jacket? It looks like makeup.
Guy #2: Yeah, it's kittie schmear from my date last night.

by Dabbasaurus April 18, 2018

Cooking the Kitty

Feminine or neutral term originated in the south US, in Florida: Referring to anything/anyone extremely arousing. May be sexual arousal or any intense biological reactions to external stimuli.

“You’re so hot, you’re cookin’ the kitty!”

“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”

Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.

“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.

by SoFlorida June 4, 2021

kitty cat killer

Someone usually male who has a lot of sex.

I am a kitty cat killer.

by anonymous December 3, 2023

Kitty paper

The shreds of toilet paper left over after a cat has clawed a roll.

Sorry, I'm out of whole rolls but I have a bunch of kitty paper you can use.

by Bdubya76 July 18, 2022

Cappin for Kitty

Hanging out with girls for no other reason than to get laid.

Person 1: "I hung out with four chicks today!"
Person 2: "Wow... you really went cappin for kitty instead of being with the boys."

by bartard_19 November 4, 2019

Kitty Thumper

Kaevon.

Sure, kitty thumper ;)

by Jennifer Rodrigo February 5, 2021