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the other day i fell over and started cry cause i tripped over kais penis
by yehbruh88 March 18, 2021
mugGet the kais penismug.

kaimanaokalanipo; kaimana or kai

he's my future husband, future childs(-rens) father, (currently) boyfriend, best friend, and soulmate. we got together when we were in middle school 3 weeks before our last year ended. he confessed via text, i got with him and didnt feel much up until fast foward a week later and omg! we would call everynight, went to our schools banquet together, and once school was officially over; summer break started, we'd text and call all day, and i just fell inlove with him more and more as the hours flew past us. we hung out three days a week, spent family bbq's together, my birthday, our schools plays cast & crew parties, hangouts, and it was lovely. i spent so much time with him this year and as of late i've been showering him with so much love because he really fucking deserves it. he's such an angel. im inlove with his beautiful and captivating eyes, his long and healthy lashes, his even eyebrows, and handsome jawline, his well curved and snub-ish button nose, his kissable lips, his sexy ass facial hair, hes a whole ass feast from his looks, a warm blanket or soft teddy bear OR sort of a yandere, i suppose, from his personality ♡, a sad, desprate, and lost but forgiving, fun, and uplifting soul from within himself and his irresistible, charming heart. hes my world, my universe, my everything. hes a god in my eyes and i strongly believe nobody else will ever replace him or even come near his high rank of status in my book. te amo mucho, mi amor, por siempre. mwaa.
"Kaimanaokalanipo; Kaimana or kai is my boyfriend. I love him so much, I'd practically 💀 a girl if she tries to pressure him into a relationship with her even after knowing he's with ME."
by hisfuture November 25, 2023
mugGet the kaimanaokalanipo; kaimana or kaimug.

Kai Brodie

Kai Brodie if you’re reading this you’re the wife
by CraigEatsGeese February 19, 2021
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kai <33

ilysm kai <33333333333333333333
your the best ever
love tj <333
kai <33 Tj's boyfriend damn he really fell in love
by Stawbats aka tj December 10, 2021
mugGet the kai <33mug.

Kay

A short and quick way of saying 'okay.'
"Hey, Jeff I'm going out with Janice for dinner."
"Kay, have fun."
by kagii April 14, 2021
mugGet the Kaymug.

Kais

The instigator of the group. This man will roast anyone to a crisp if they ever step out of line. Don't test him, because he'll end up testing you. Some consider him a menace, some consider him a good friend. He will treat you the same way you treat him, so if you respect him, he will have your back.
The direct definition of the name Kais is someone who is wise, and the name has a lucky number of 8.
Kais will catch you lacking if you are not careful.
by marathon9999999999999999 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Kaismug.

eff kayed

meaning fked but pronounced as the letters eff and kay
my head has been so eff kayed by that boy
by jessie bluebell November 9, 2007
mugGet the eff kayedmug.

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